May 2012
15 posts
Ttyl
Last day in the city (SF). I’ll be in New York until August. Love y’all. Wish me luck on this internship and pray it’s not hell and totally awful times living in New York/learning public transportation without a data phone.
Ugh I am going to miss San Francisco so much I have actually started crying over my departure and I’m only going to be gone for 2.5 months. Seriously...
Anonymous asked: were you ever a Stevie Nicks fan at any point? if so, do you think her style and fashion influenced you? either consciously or subconsciously? A few of your ensembles you have posted some ensembles in the past that, to me, have been reminiscent.
Anonymous asked: Yes, you mentioned liking computer science in a post on Jan 30. I quote, "I really don’t give two shits about the fashion industry. I don’t know why my 18 year old self didn’t realize I was more interested in computer science rather than the September issue." Sorry for seeming like a stalker. I stumbled on this somehow, I think from missionmission. I like reading tumblr...
Anonymous asked: The Acropolis strip club in Portland Oregon offers like $4.50 fillet Mignon ( I would expect strip steak from such an establishment but damn!) a friend who is a gran aficionado of steakhouses actually ranked it in his top 5 best steaks when dining out. And you can even call it in for take-out and avoid the skeez.
SOOOO THIS EXISTS
http://kyraeatingicecream.tumblr.com/
“I don’t even really think I’ll eat at the strip club I kind of just...”
– Erin on why she wants to eat at the Gold Club’s buffet on her birthday
Justin came home so drunk last night that this morning the bed smelled (and is still smelling) like a bar after last call.
Filipino Food
I’m about to get all up in my culture in this blog post which is something I rarely do so bare with me. I will also be complaining in this post which is something I always do so..bare with me. Guys, there is not one good Filipino place in the entirety of SF. It’s sad because we do everything else so great you’d think someone would come along and make that shit worth it already. I...
Iron Girlfrenz
“You’re gonna go to sleep and wake up and nothing will be different. You are fucking iron woman okay? I don’t even want to hear anything different. You are IRON WOMAN. I just want you to know that you are everything that loser will never have again.”
-Rando girl I overheard outside giving what sounded like a post break up pep-talk over the phone
“everything that loser will never have...
Anonymous asked: You like computer science? Me too! It's not too late to take it up as a career. I didn't know anything about computers until my first programming class when I was wee lass of 19 and now I am a graduate student at Berkeley in EECS. It's super fun and you can make lots of money. Companies are always hiring. There are a lot of free online courses for learning CS these days too. DOOOO...
Anonymous asked: Your attempt at understanding class consciousness is so ignorant it's kind of astounding. Stick to Coachella.
Uhm. What the Fuck?
So surely all the SF locals have heard about the recent violent protests that unfolded on Valencia Street. I was out having a really delectable dinner on 15th and Valencia and quietly pondering my recent migration to NY with two close friends when ALL OF A SUDDEN a fucking crow bar comes flying through Pica Pica’s store front and smashes the door to bits. At first I think it’s a gun...
April 2012
8 posts
Coachella Doesn't Exist
I’ve been going to Coachella for a solid 6 years now albeit some life interruptions that hindered my annual participation and I have slowly seen it go down hill, off the deep end and into jumping the shark. I’ve been going to Coachella since I was around sixteen. My dad had “chaperoned” my first year and after coming to the conclusion that it was a pretty cool and safe...
BRB
COACHELLA
WatchNatural habitat. Pizza. Melted and toasted. Madeline made it. Same old shit.
Man oh Man
Interview in NY done. That was a trip that I could almost describe as “seriously disturbing” if it weren’t for the fact that any normal human being would consider it an “amazing opportunity”. Half of the other “contestants” were ivy league school attendees and just all together ass kissers. Not even ass kissers you guys…I would lean more towards rim...
Thanks Boyfren Pt II
Me: What would you do if I had no boobs? Justin: What would you do if you had no boyfriend?
Ugh, he knows just what to say all the time <3
New York
So…….recent updates of my life leave me New York bound tomorrow in hopes of a summer internship. Let’s hope I manage to come across as some kind of capable human being during this interview..that way I can maybe have some kind of REAL career move that doesn’t involve go-backs.
Uhm the only downfall if I do somehow magically get this internship is that I’m not New...
March 2012
9 posts
Thanks Boyfren
Justin: What are you doing? Me: Nothiiiiiiiinnnngggg……. Justin: Eating?! Me: No! Did it sound like I said eating??? Justin: No…I just assumed. Me: That’s rude.
I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN EVERYTHING WORKS OUT
HELL YEAH DOGGY.
Anonymous asked: Fuck,marry,kill: Layzie Bone, Krayzie Bone, Bizzie Bone.
SECONDS
Photo by Erin M.
I had only ever tripped acid once in my life. The reason I love acid and shrooms and all that other psychedelic bullshit is because the high is something you have to work for. Shoving amphetamines into your nose and having some over exaggerated conversation about how much you love someone’s outfit is a much easier outlet for manifesting good vibes than tapping into your...
Jumped the Shark
I think it’d be safe to say that this tumblr/blog/stream of shit has seen better days. Some blogs last and some just don’t….I’m really not exactly sure where exactly Honey In Yr Brain will end up but I do know that the updates have been few and far in between. I promise it wont go away for good, but after receiving a handful of “WHY U NO POST” messages I feel...
February 2012
11 posts
I Have A Dream
I ate ice cream before going to bed and felt pretty guilty for it. Finally went to bed and dreamt that I was talking to a nutritionist who said, “Ice cream is actually really good for digestion”.
Googled it this morning. NOT THE CASE.
My Relationship. I FUCKING LOVE VALENTINES DAY!...
VALENTINES DAY PG STORY: You know now that it’s Valentines Day I can so timely reminisce about the story of Justin Lamb and I and how it is so romantically fitting that our love for each other first cultivated in the beautiful villas that used to be Turk and Leavy.
REAL STORY: A few hours after we first PROPERLY met we spent 2 hours making out on a couch at this disgusting warehouse in the...
Socializing
You know those sketchy dudes that hang out at the 16th and Mission bart but don’t necessarily count for the homeless or the crackheads and are kind of their own brand of street people who may or may not have some kind of a stable home? They are dressed semi-clean but have some kind of sketchy thing going on about them and you just don’t really know what it is? They mumble things to you...
Cursed
HIGHLIGHTS Fun with a purpose
Sometimes I think I am cursed. I don’t try to be bitter or stand offish or pouty or miserable, but people constantly come up to me and ask me if I am “okay” or if something is “wrong”…it’s not that anything is even wrong half the time. I’m just really tired for a 21 year old. Sometimes I look at all my peers laughing...
Anonymous asked: ZOMG!! You just posted the original source of the "Big Money Big Prizes, I love it!"& "I'd buy that for a dollar!" references from SMASH TV for SNES (youtube "smash TV announcer"). This game's beyond amazing, I used to play it as a kid, then picked it back up a couple years ago with my sis and finally beat the damn thing. Sadly, we didn't make it to...
Anonymous asked: Hey I heard there's a mantles show at engine works February 11th hosted by Positive Destruction....you going?
January 2012
7 posts
WOOF
Ugh you guys. I am not sure why I haven’t been updating lately. Maybe it’s because I don’t really have anything to say right now, maybe it’s because I am not confident in any opinion right now, maybe it’s because what once used to be a bright-eyed 21 year old has now turned into a jaded cynic who has NOTHING TO LIVE FOR NOOOOOOOooooo.
Just kidding about that last...
Hey Guys
Remember those days when I used to update my shit? Damn, what happened?
How to Talk to the Drunk and Homeless
Obviously smashed hobo: HELLO preddyladies how’ryalldoin
Erin mid conversation: -sorry
Me: nothing.
Anonymous asked: I saw you in the Powell Bart last night. You are way more foxy than your pictures lead on to believe. Also, nice cow shoes.
Instagram
Me: Oh please. I could take a picture of each turd of the day and instagram would make it look appealing.
L: Yeahhh….but c’mon you know instagram is cool you’re just mad you don’t have it.
Me: I am just bitter I don’t have an iPhone..I will admit that..because you know what my pictures of pad thai and lattes and dvd covers would probably be better than yours.