February 2012
11 posts
I Have A Dream
I ate ice cream before going to bed and felt pretty guilty for it. Finally went to bed and dreamt that I was talking to a nutritionist who said, “Ice cream is actually really good for digestion”.
Googled it this morning. NOT THE CASE.
My Relationship. I FUCKING LOVE VALENTINES DAY!...
VALENTINES DAY PG STORY: You know now that it’s Valentines Day I can so timely reminisce about the story of Justin Lamb and I and how it is so romantically fitting that our love for each other first cultivated in the beautiful villas that used to be Turk and Leavy.
REAL STORY: A few hours after we first PROPERLY met we spent 2 hours making out on a couch at this disgusting warehouse in the...
Socializing
You know those sketchy dudes that hang out at the 16th and Mission bart but don’t necessarily count for the homeless or the crackheads and are kind of their own brand of street people who may or may not have some kind of a stable home? They are dressed semi-clean but have some kind of sketchy thing going on about them and you just don’t really know what it is? They mumble things to you...
Cursed
HIGHLIGHTS Fun with a purpose
Sometimes I think I am cursed. I don’t try to be bitter or stand offish or pouty or miserable, but people constantly come up to me and ask me if I am “okay” or if something is “wrong”…it’s not that anything is even wrong half the time. I’m just really tired for a 21 year old. Sometimes I look at all my peers laughing...
Anonymous asked: ZOMG!! You just posted the original source of the "Big Money Big Prizes, I love it!"& "I'd buy that for a dollar!" references from SMASH TV for SNES (youtube "smash TV announcer"). This game's beyond amazing, I used to play it as a kid, then picked it back up a couple years ago with my sis and finally beat the damn thing. Sadly, we didn't make it to...
Anonymous asked: Hey I heard there's a mantles show at engine works February 11th hosted by Positive Destruction....you going?
January 2012
7 posts
WOOF
Ugh you guys. I am not sure why I haven’t been updating lately. Maybe it’s because I don’t really have anything to say right now, maybe it’s because I am not confident in any opinion right now, maybe it’s because what once used to be a bright-eyed 21 year old has now turned into a jaded cynic who has NOTHING TO LIVE FOR NOOOOOOOooooo.
Just kidding about that last...
Hey Guys
Remember those days when I used to update my shit? Damn, what happened?
How to Talk to the Drunk and Homeless
Obviously smashed hobo: HELLO preddyladies how’ryalldoin
Erin mid conversation: -sorry
Me: nothing.
Anonymous asked: I saw you in the Powell Bart last night. You are way more foxy than your pictures lead on to believe. Also, nice cow shoes.
Instagram
Me: Oh please. I could take a picture of each turd of the day and instagram would make it look appealing.
L: Yeahhh….but c’mon you know instagram is cool you’re just mad you don’t have it.
Me: I am just bitter I don’t have an iPhone..I will admit that..because you know what my pictures of pad thai and lattes and dvd covers would probably be better than yours.
December 2011
14 posts
Anonymous asked: i found ur homemade porn movie on spankwire
Holidays, Party Time! Excellent~
Every year I always get really stressed out around Halloween and New Years. Thanksgiving and Christmas are my favorite holidays of the year because there isn’t any pressure put on by peers to have the most excessively debaucherous rendezvous of all time. Thanksgiving and Christmas are already excessive by their own definition, and you always end up drinking and passing out on the...
God Dammit
I drank so much last night and popped a xanax and then went to a taqueria after de bars and all I remember is walking home down 17th street eating something from said taqueria and thinking to myself “I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK THAT IM EATING THIS SO SLOPPY RIGHT NOW”. I don’t even remember what I ate, but apparently whatever it was wasn’t enough because I woke up to a box of...
GO TO THIS IT WILL BE SO FUN
AND THERE WILL BE 12 VIRGINS FOR EVERYONE WHO ATTENDS. PRETTY GOOD DEAL FOR SEVEN DOLLARS.
Maddie: I'm excited to debut the America sweater at the Anthology party tomorrow night.
Kyra: What's the Anthology party?
Maddie: The one that Ryan Gosling will be at.
Kyra: Oh man. You know what to do.
Maddie: Fuck him?
Kyra: NO! Give him my digits!
GUYS I TWEET NOW HAVE YOU HEARD
www.twitter.com/honeyinyrbrain
“I hate when people have monthly dj nights and put a ~FESTIVE THEME~ to the night...”
– Jane
Maddie Is Visiting. Obviously.
Maddie has been visiting since Wednesday which explains the lack of updates, I guess. I just haven’t really had the voice to bitch or moan about anything lately which makes blogging semi difficult.
Justin and Ryan had a house party on Friday. They live in the Haight and house parties have been a rarity so it was naturally filled with randos and a handful of people we knew and a shit load of...
“I’m not straightening the rest of my hair…..everyone can just suck...”
– Madeline
Ugh so good to have this beezy back in the bay.
Fuck. It's not Writers Block.
It’s not writers block you guys, but everything I have been writing lately has been too ~personal~ and not ANONYMOUS enough. I may go back through and edit something so it doesn’t seem to give too many of my deep dark secrets away, but as of right now I don’t really have anything to share for the public which sucks because I feel like I am ignoring my duty as a blog artiste. Heh...
Cop Out Post
But really what is this weather right now. I’m bringing back my summer playlist for this shit. Seventy degrees in December. Day off. Eat it up babies. DAY DRINKING.
November 2011
15 posts
Watch
WatchWe got my 16 year old cousin drunk.
he just hid in the closet and opened the closet door really fast and made a face and then said “every time i do this a new face will arise…” and then proceded to make faces really fast every time he opened the closet door. i am dying.
My Grandma
So, my mother is Asian and throughout our life we would always take off our shoes and leave them beside the door because it’s an “Asian thing”…but honestly I don’t really like it when people refer to it as an “Asian thing”. It’s not because it’s hella racist but because people act like white-man don’t pull this shit when I have been to...
My Mother and My Father
I’ve been in Atlanta recently because my grandpa wasn’t doing so good and caught pneumonia. He passed last night at 4am and before I go into detail about his death and passing I just want to say that being with my family and being able to see him before he went was one of the most touching things I will ever be blessed to experience. Happy deaths are beyond my knowledge and something I...
1. Well I don’t have much so I think the answer to this question is “yes”.
2. I am not going to pretend I don’t know what this question is about. I have no idea who you are, but if you must know YES I am very good friends with Sarah..and sheeze I don’t know…maybe I am the only reasonable human being left in this entire world but I tend to think the most of my...
1. Asos
2. I really don’t give a fuck dude. It just annoys me but at the end of the day anyone can wear whatever they want. Besides a “full dong native” wouldn’t want some cheap ass looking ~navajo~ inspired jacket..or hot pink feather hair extensions. Those are white mans creation.
3. I’m really into cable knit sweaters, leather backpacks, pony hair, high waisted...
FUCK. QUICK!
Someone get me this jacket. The holidays are coming up. Oh my god PLEASE.
I Keep Seeing Dead Fashion All Around Me
I originally had this “essay” on my blog and deleted it because I really have no say in what people wear, but recently anon asked me about fashion trends that need to die so that gave me something to justify this post. Anyway, here you go.
I keep seeing played out fashionistas all around me. As the avid reader knows, I avoid blogging about fashion at all costs, but alas….there...
Justin Just Turned 25
-Justin hands the bartender his ID-
Bartender: Oh Scorpio! You turn 25 soon! 25 is rough but 30…30 will fuck. you. UP.
-I take a mental note of this-
Parents and Texting
Dad: What were you for halloween?
Me: I was Daria! Haha.
Dad: I bet you looked s0o0o0o cool!
Uhmmmm….is my dad mocking me right now?
I Don't Care about Keeping up With the Kardashians
But, this excerpt from a Gawker article cracked me the fuck up.
A PR expert says that Kim picked the perfect day for the announcement, a slow news day at the beginning of the week so she could maximize on the press for the week. That is if she filed for divorce to get attention. That’s the name of her new handbag line: I Filed for Divorce to Get Attention. Some are analyzing just how she...
ONE IN THE SAME
Daria once said, “Unless the problem is, what’s for dinner. Pizza can solve that problem quite handedly.” Daria, that is why I chose to be you for halloween.
October 2011
21 posts
Anonymous asked: Please don't be doc martin luther king jr, LOL. OR go ahead and do that and go to a halloween party in oakland, and see what happens.
Makeshift Halloween
Is it an acceptable Halloween costume to wear black face and my doc martens and be “doc marten luther king jr.” for Halloween?